{"product_id":"let-sophie-pick-your-whatsit","title":"Let Sophie Pick Your Whatsit!","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease review our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/valsin.shop\/pages\/policies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003epolicies\u003c\/a\u003e before purchasing! This listing is for x1 randomly selected Whatsit, chosen by Sophie.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNot sure which Whatsit you wanna take home? Let Sophie decide for you! Sophie will randomly select a numbered card and you will receive the Whatsit tied to that number (see video for example, she's been practicing with all the 0 cards). She's able to pick from 3-9 Whatsits, depending on how many we have in stock. These Whatsits are generally simple, but some may have basic hand painting. The coloration, firmness, and finish type are random, and not all of her picks are recorded. But you may see some posted on our page!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eShe is of course paid fairly for her labor, at the standard rate of x1 (healthy) treat per order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/valsin.shop\/pages\/whatsit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Whatsit model page\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eWhatsit\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePurpose: Squishy\/not an adult toy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: Small\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFaults: N\/A\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinish texture: Matte or glossy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColoration: Random\/chosen by Sophie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeight: 2 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLength: 3.5”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWidth: 2.3”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeight (body): 1.5”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Val","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42289523949614,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/3618\/3342\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_1bc36592-b71b-471d-83ab-b9a507f2e018.png?v=1776927509","url":"https:\/\/valsin.shop\/products\/let-sophie-pick-your-whatsit","provider":"Val","version":"1.0","type":"link"}